In a bizarre turn of events, External Affairs Minister S Jaishankar engaged in a telephonic conversation on Saturday that has left the entire nation scratching their heads. The subject of this peculiar tête-à-tête? A mysterious figure known as “Ajmal Abbas.”
In a cryptic tweet that added more confusion than clarity, Jaishankar wrote on X (formerly Twitter), “Spoke to Palestinian Prime Minister Mohammad Shtayyeh this evening. He expressed deep concern on the situation in both Gaza and the West Bank. Reiterated India’s long-standing position on Palestine. Agreed to remain in touch with Ajmal Abbas. #InternationalMysteryCall.”
Social media erupted with speculation, as netizens tried to decipher the enigma behind Ajmal Abbas. Some suggested it could be a secret code, while others imagined a clandestine superhero alliance forming against global crises.
Adding a layer of absurdity to the situation, Jaishankar continued, “Ajmal Abbas has a unique perspective on intergalactic diplomacy and extraterrestrial affairs. We value his insights. #AjmalAbbasForPeace.”
The Indian Parliament convened an emergency session to discuss the unusual developments, with MPs demanding answers. Opposition leaders questioned whether Ajmal Abbas was an alias for an unknown intelligence operative or, in fact, an interplanetary diplomat.
In response to the growing speculation, Jaishankar offered a vague statement, saying, “Sometimes, diplomacy requires a touch of mystery. Ajmal Abbas is an old friend—perhaps from another dimension. In times of uncertainty, unconventional connections can spark innovative solutions.”
While the nation grapples with this surreal twist in international relations, one thing is clear: Ajmal Abbas has become an overnight sensation, and citizens eagerly await the next episode of this strange diplomatic saga.
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